30 http://thesmartestman.com en-us The Blinding Genius of Rory Blyth Copyright © 2006 by Pwop Productions carl@franklins.net carl@franklins.net PG-13 Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:46:29 EDT Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:46:29 EDT http://thesmartestman.com/feed_image.jpg http://thesmartestman.com 144 90 The Blinding Genius of Rory Blyth Comedy Podcast The Blinding Genius of Rory Blyth no Rory Blyth The Blinding Genius of Rory Blyth Rory Blyth rory@neopoleon.com http://www.thesmartestman.com Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:38:02 EDT My father told me this story. Unbelievable. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0020.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. My father told me this story. Unbelievable. 00:04:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sun, 11 Mar 2007 23:32:24 EDT During dinner recently, Aydika and I talked, and as usual we talked about everything. And obviously, since everything includes the subject of animal dissection... Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0019.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. During dinner recently, Aydika and I talked, and as usual we talked about everything. And obviously, since everything includes the subject of animal dissection... 00:17:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sun, 04 Mar 2007 18:05:39 EDT Some of you might know that my work involves a lot of travel... and it looks like I'm going to be making a trip to Alaska. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0018.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. Some of you might know that my work involves a lot of travel... and it looks like I'm going to be making a trip to Alaska. 00:05:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sun, 18 Feb 2007 22:57:30 EDT I went back to London to see if it was the same magical place of my youth- and London has changed. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0017.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. I went back to London to see if it was the same magical place of my youth- and London has changed. 00:04:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sat, 10 Feb 2007 23:48:08 EDT During a recent dinner with friends, a little comment I made in passing prompted someone to ask me about my dislike for French Canadians. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0016.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. During a recent dinner with friends, a little comment I made in passing prompted someone to ask me about my dislike for French Canadians. 00:10:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:27:41 EDT "I have a receipt for the tires," I said. The cop just stared at me. He was probably thinking about how when someone decides to embark upon a life of crime, he should be at least the slightest bit prepared. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0015.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. "I have a receipt for the tires," I said. The cop just stared at me. He was probably thinking about how when someone decides to embark upon a life of crime, he should be at least the slightest bit prepared. 00:16:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sat, 27 Jan 2007 16:49:51 EDT Einstein couldn't do it again if he lived today. He'd be too distracted by the allure of technology, and by all those buttheads at Mensa trying to prove how smart they are. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0014.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. Einstein couldn't do it again if he lived today. He'd be too distracted by the allure of technology, and by all those buttheads at Mensa trying to prove how smart they are. 00:06:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:01:31 EDT It had to happen sooner or later. My biological defenses have been infiltrated by a snot-spewing child-thing. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0013.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. It had to happen sooner or later. My biological defenses have been infiltrated by a snot-spewing child-thing. 00:05:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Fri, 08 Dec 2006 21:45:09 EDT My father fired off another shot, but the bamboo continued to rustle... a man must defend his bamboo. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0012.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. My father fired off another shot, but the bamboo continued to rustle... a man must defend his bamboo. 00:05:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sat, 02 Dec 2006 17:54:36 EDT I went out to lunch with my parents today, and my mom, believing that I am still 5 years old, gave me a couple of presents, or "prezzies" as she likes to call them. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0011.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. I went out to lunch with my parents today, and my mom, believing that I am still 5 years old, gave me a couple of presents, or "prezzies" as she likes to call them. 00:03:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:15:25 EDT I just got back from the local pizzeria... and today, they made a mistake. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0010.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. I just got back from the local pizzeria... and today, they made a mistake. 00:04:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Fri, 17 Nov 2006 21:54:05 EDT A lot of you guys don't know this about me, but I kind of don't drink a lot, and there are some good reasons for it... Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0009.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. A lot of you guys don't know this about me, but I kind of don't drink a lot, and there are some good reasons for it... 00:04:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sat, 28 Oct 2006 19:35:08 EDT There is another sinister affront to the good Neopoleon County to which I have been made privy in recent and difficult times. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0008.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. There is another sinister affront to the good Neopoleon County to which I have been made privy in recent and difficult times. 00:04:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:17:20 EDT My blog has been getting a bit rowdy lately, therefore these blue laws will be effective immediately, without exception. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0007.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. My blog has been getting a bit rowdy lately, therefore these blue laws will be effective immediately, without exception. 00:07:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sat, 14 Oct 2006 17:08:18 EDT I think I've managed to explain some statistical trends, here. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0006.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. I think I've managed to explain some statistical trends, here. 00:02:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sat, 07 Oct 2006 00:35:26 EDT Autospelunking, and special times in the night. Children need ways to keep themselves busy... Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0005.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. Autospelunking, and special times in the night. Children need ways to keep themselves busy... 00:06:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:40:19 EDT Do you have any idea what it's like for a flaming heterosexual like me to be hit on by persistent foreign males? Welcome to my world. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0004.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. Do you have any idea what it's like for a flaming heterosexual like me to be hit on by persistent foreign males? Welcome to my world. 00:09:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:36:44 EDT Tales of frivolity, near death, ice cream, and gas. Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0003.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. Tales of frivolity, near death, ice cream, and gas. 00:05:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sat, 16 Sep 2006 00:00:00 EDT Scratch, scritch, scritch, scratch, scritchy, scritchy, scratch, scratch Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0002.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. Scratch, scritch, scritch, scratch, scritchy, scritchy, scratch, scratch 00:10:00 http://www.thesmartestman.com Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:57:28 EDT This is my first show. If you don't like it, you can bite me! I'm the smartest man in the world! Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World http://perseus.franklins.net/roryblyth_0001.mp3 Rory Blyth You will know him. You will love him. This is my first show. If you don't like it, you can bite me! I'm the smartest man in the world! 00:08:00